2008

but God who'd want to be such an...

me: if God were just, I'd be dead.
Lena: uhhh...no, Kennedy. if God were just, you'd be HAPPY.
me: semantics...

and it really makes me wonder if I ever...

have no idea when one of my exams is…should be more concerned about this than I currently am...

Invisible Pink Unicorn Part I

******* WARNING: Spoiler vis a vis “The Life of Pi” at bottom of this post. *******So...

same question, different perspectives.

Me: This is going to hurt a lot, isn't it.
Lena: What? You cut yourself for fun, Kennedy. You'll be fine.
*
Me: This is going to hurt a lot, isn't it.
Lars (tattoo artist): Yes.
Me: ...
Lars: Are you SURE you want it there?

the mess that you left behind

out out damn spot.

July 4th

“The Babel fish is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the...

put that flag down, you nazi

less than 24 hours after Deutschland lost the EM to Spain, and already the nationalistic fervor has...

I kissed a girl and I liked it

Dresden. Take two. This was my favorite city in Germany when my program went a-travelin’. So...

Are We There Yet?

Wednesday I forewent a riveting lecture on Roman Mythology, for what at this point must be the 7th...

Dear Kaiya, sad for her loss,...

There are laws PUNISHABLE BY DEATH against giving away crucial plot details in book reviews on...

harumph.

I have a cold. In the middle of late spring....

Dear Germans: An Open Letter

1) Americans do NOT eat McDonald’s and Burger King every night. Like you, it’s generally...

Martina, you are SUCH A BAD INFLUENCE

2: 00 am. class in 7 hours. drunk. GERMANY I CAN’T KEEP UP WITH YOUR DRINKING HABITS. And her...

Melissa, on her poor attendance record:

“I could never make it to my monday wednesday 10 am class because I didn’t like the...

survival skills. uncheck.

Some random person just “approached” me on skype. with a digital flower. how romantic....

you said you hate my suffering and you understood and you’d take care of me. you’d...

purging.

just threw out the skunk stuffed animal Spencer gave me (how appropriate…) with the rest of...

as requested by lenathatdemandingwhore

hahaha what would I say? My heart is broken. I hate most of the people I know at Harvard. it’s...

instead I chose vodka. and chaka khan

well actually, I chose cigarettes and the dixie chicks, but I feel that the sentiment is there. not...

so the last bomb dropped

or at least it better have. though I think I may have thought that before… my solution?...

people have started to complain

it’s been a few weeks. this has been my life. anca smokes in the bathroom when she’s...

all this wishing i was dead

it’s getting old, it’s getting old.just started a new fantasy series. the wonderful...

so behind on life

So it’s three weeks into the semester, and I still haven’t finalized my schedule....

I am a Rock Star

Just came up with brilliant plan to feed myself > put on more weight, and make friends/practice...

no more teachers' dirty looks

one week of school successfully completed. all in all I think I maybe attended three classes. they...

Sascha's forced swim.

I just dropped Sascha in the toilet. He tried to make an escape through the only exit available....

"You tell me you live with the threat of...

It’s time for an attempt at closure. And for me, that first and foremost includes honest,...

Sascha

Just crawled from my neck into my hair by himself for the first time. And laid down for a nap....

“Pooh!” whispered Piglet.

“Yes, Piglet?” said Pooh. “Oh, nothing,” said Piglet. “I was just making sure of you.”Classes...

Berlin!

the skyline is littered with cranes

On the train ride over I started getting giddy. I flipped through my lonely plant Germany tour...

off to Berlin!

Until late Sunday night. Finally did my laundry last night, so I’ll even have clean underwear...

current feelings about being dumped

“It’s unnerving How just one move puts me by myself There you go just trusting someone...

Baby Names

People J-Walk in France!!! Clearly I should be in Strasbourg instead of Germany. Close enough,...

Death Becomes Her

My God. I am fabulous. What on earth would I do without me? Wendy left this morning to go back to...

Strasbourg with sister Wendy.

a river runs through it

Take a breath. This is massive.Sammy came on Friday afternoon to spend the day with me before he...

lenachen: Kennedy’s harem. Aren’t German boys cute? She...

pondering

So today was bad. Normally I just write about sort of comical stories that some might find...

Lena came to visit!

Duckie's Stages of Grief

Decided to let you experience the 5 stages of grief with me! Lucky you! Let’s catch you...

holy shit.

I’m not going into this past week, but I feel that as a chronicle of my life in Germany, DDD...

dear wendy,

now would be a lovely time for a sister sister chat. I can teach you all the new words I picked up...

reasons to keep things light

“it is probably a smart idea that we see each other again, when you got your stuff fixed, BUT...